Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING
IM CRYING IM CRYING IM CRYING CHILDREN ARE SO LOVELY AND CUTE AND WAH.
I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect
one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OMG
i gathered my entire office around to watch this
Im going to fucking dieeeeeee I think I just pissed my pants laughing at this
In the middle of sex, say ” Long live the king” then push him off the bed.
Fucking love her.
Like seriously we could be best friends.
friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU